You know it’s back to school season when you live in a big city and there’s a massive influx of bros and dudes in “keep calm chive on” shirts on tinder.


i took the case off my phone all day today because i haven’t taken any risks in a long time and i wanted to feel reckless without leaving my apartment

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Does anyone else casually wonder while walking around if you’ve ever walked over an area where somebody died?

tbh the only thing i’m missing out on by not being in school this semester is the opportunity to put together gr8 outfits :/


tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

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my politics is help my friends not die as much as possible

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